Big Time Crossing Guard: How many BTR boys does it take to cross a road?
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future